paper.fruit.hair
and other potential names for rock bands i'll never start
Guys me and Betty Crocker made you some Easter cupcakes.
a conversation at 3:20 in the morning
- Me [flipping over to spoon him]: I was just dreaming there were these "Murder, She Wrote" brand frozen dinners, and it was on sale for $1.60, and I had a $1.50 off coupon.
- Jux: Wow, that woulda been the best day ever for you.
- Me: No, the best day ever is every day I get to spend with you.
- Jux: Aww.
- (He farts on my legs and drifts back to sleep.)
Why would I want flowers when I could have a sexy hunk draw me a poop themed e-card?
DPN Birthday Edition: “Crappy Birthday”
t minus 3 minutes
(redux, original post date 09.18.2006)
praise be unto fsm, ramen.
This was originally posted a few years ago during the Gasparilla Pirate Fest, a Tampa Bay tradition, when I was inspired after being nearly killed by a pirate ship vehicle with no apparent side mirrors. Today we celebrate a higher power with a kinda-related, already-drawn, no-work-needed comic. Praise be unto FSM.
(redux, original post date 01.10.2007)
there’s this ad…
…for Piers Morgan Tonight that plays several times a day, and when the eponymous limey says “I’m Piers Morgan”, it sounds to me like ”A-bys-mal”. And I tend to agree.